Protestantism

» HeadZenCards - 1 Samuel 15

Yes, it was a part of the LORD GOD's plan, according to the popes and preachers, to keep human beings hot and bothered about Him.

This way, He could desensitized His True Believers into doing His Will, like hacking babies into hundreds of bloody, boney, brainy pieces.

The "PC crowd" would set off His radar so long as they remained repulsed so He could send them all to HELLLLL MMMMMMM HAHAHAH!!!

The third way, the way He fears, is the way that destroys Him.

Once we realize that the Bible was written by ugly human beings, the reality of God goes "poof".

You'll run into real unicorns, ghosts and leprechans before you catch a whiff of a real god. (It IS more fun to pan a whole "God", or a "third" of a "God" to the triunity junkies.)

Unicorns and leprechans populate cute fiction. And everybody knows that ghosts aren't real, especially "Holy" ones.

-- posted by HeadZenCards