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» HeadZenCards - How to Answer Those Pesky Atheists

I am enraged that modern Christians are unable to stand up to critics of the LORD GOD and the Bible!

It's about time a thread was started where Christian apologists can stand up to the rising tide of atheism!

The atheists dare to judge God with 21st century glasses, when what they need to realize is that there was no computer back when He was growing up.

Of course, the atheist may say that they do not think there was a LORD GOD.

Do not let him get away with that one! A-theist obviously refers to A-God, and what the heck did they do with Him?

-- posted by HeadZenCards

» HeadZenCards - The Modern Church

In response to How to Answer Those Pesky Atheists posted by HeadZenCards:

The one thing the atheists don't have is the building Christians call the church.

I've heard Christians say, yeah, but the atheists have everything else: TV, the movies, the internet, the education system, Congressman Stark...

That may be true, but folks who love Jesus still have their tax-free buildings. Of course, most of them are approaching 100 years-old, and their steeples need propping up and they're full of asbestos, but Christians have to work with what they've got.

A lot of them are going away. In my neighborhood, the sagging steeple and asbestos chased away a predominantly black church. I would make a point on Sundays to walk by and often go in to their services when the singing began.

I really miss them! I don't give a hoot in hell what they're singing about: Just the rhythm and physical blast of sound all over my body would get it jumping and praising Gee-Zits!

Anytime, whether its a NASCAR event, a ball game or a church - Anytime you get a group of people together to yell and scream is a good time!

-- posted by HeadZenCards

» HeadZenCards - 15-3

In response to How to Answer Those Pesky Atheists posted by HeadZenCards:

The Anti-God comments are ahead of the Pro-God comments 15-3! I'm not sure what inning this is but its not looking good for the Pro-God side.

-- posted by HeadZenCards

» HeadZenCards - 30-4!

In response to 15-3 posted by HeadZenCards:

Holy stuff-on-a-stick! Anti-God is up by even more than I ever dreamed it would be! Praise be that the ones who make it to heaven are fewer than 2.3 billion!

Is there no Pro-God person who understands why God called for infants and sucklings to die?

I think it's fairly obvious: Heaven needs slaves and the best slaves are grown from birth, without being exposed to ideas about human freedom of thought.

These infants and sucklings are serving the LORD GOD right now, free from having to suffer through a human life, what with humans having to wipe holy-stuff-on-a-stick off their butts a thousand times a year.

-- posted by HeadZenCards

» HeadZenCards - Landover Baptists

In response to 30-4! posted by HeadZenCards:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ is a good source for Pro-God Baptists. Mothers Day is coming up and they remind us of Jesus' words about mothers like yours (and you).

"Can you imagine being doted and hounded by your own mother as much as Jesus was from His? Even for a Jewish mother, the woman was clearly a pest. Scripture reveals to us that she was an insufferable leech when it came to her precious Son. Once, when Jesus was attending a sleazy wedding party in Galilee, His mother started pestering Him to perform one of His magic tricks when they ran out of cheap grape juice. Jesus turned to her and said, "Woman, what have I to do with thee?" (John 2:4). He must have been so fed up with His mother's incessant nagging (and her insisting that He accompany her to such a trashy event) that He turned 6 vessels of water into Welch's grape juice just to get her to shut up for the rest of the day. And when Mary gulped down a big glass of unfermented wine she became furious that she wasn't getting the buzz she craved and said things to Jesus in language that the editors of the Gospels refused to even transcribe.

Mary was always trying to make a momma's boy out of Jesus, but He just wouldn't stand for it. He was more of Daddy's boy. But He even got fed up with His own Heavenly Father in the end, as well. He did everything His Daddy God asked Him to, but when He was slapped onto the cross like a slab of raw meat, He was all alone shouting, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" (Matthew 27:46). And while Jesus was hanging up there, being barbecued in the hot sun for the sins of mankind, He was still able to muster enough strength to look down at His confused mother and scream, "Woman, behold thy son!" (John 19:26). This was the Judaic equivalent of "Well, I hope you're satisfied!"

Jesus' words there reflect a smug satisfaction through His pain and suffering that He would never again be subjected to a life of having to impress His mother's friends at Jerusalem tea parties with His super powers. The good Lord would only perform one more trick before leaving this world: to cheat death. And it wouldn't be for His mother. He became undead for all of us! Particularly those of us here at Landover Baptist and other Bible believing churches across America! Glory to God! But you better believe, during His brief time as a freshly resurrected corpse He wasn't even tempted to seek out his yenta harpy of a mother to spook her! No sir! He hotfooted right back to Heaven!"

-- posted by HeadZenCards