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» Migisi - Just some silly nonsense...

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My daughter and her husband were amazed and very puzzled by the massive amount of bird poop on their vehicles. There are no trees near their driveway where a bird or flock might spend all day leaving deposits. They urged me to take a look and propose an explanation. I did, and sure enough, their vehicles were literally covered with fecal sacks... baby bird diapers. Mystery solved. Just mama bird (I suspect Starling) keeping her nursery tidy. I gave them quarters from my coin jar for car washes, and assured them the diaper bombardment would stop after the young fledge. They were simply on mama bird's flight path. We laughed so hard.

-- posted by Migisi