Protestantism

» HeadZenCards - Jesus-As-Written Was A Jerk

That cannibalism thing always gave me the creeps as a kid.

Every couple of weeks it was cracker and grape juice time at the alter. Eat, drink and be merry.

Jesus is fictional jerk, so he won't be back as promised, so we don't have to worry, as I did as a child, that we are but a meal for him.

But think of real live human jerks. What is one of their favorite sayings:

"Eat me!"

This proves nothing, but neither does the Bible.

-- posted by HeadZenCards