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» HeadZenCards - Reasons to Reject the God of the Bible

Migisi wonders why I'm not the least bit curious why sh*t is so appealing to so many.

Answer: They haven't come close enough to it to get a good whiff.

Laurie wonders what to look out for. Let's take them one at a time.

God? What do you mean by God, Laurie? Please explain.

The Bible? Yes, by all means look out for the Bible, and read every bit of it if you think you believe in Jesus.

Christian leaflets? Do not look out for them, but if you find them, you may find pleasure in doing what I do. I take them all away when offered one. I then procede to irritatingly foist them upon total strangers. I don't take no for an answer!!!!! Take this tract or you will go to HELL!!!! (If I'm not in that kind of mood, I just throw them away.)

The real thing? Coca-cola? Oh, wait... Yes, look out for every kind of sh*t unless you have an unending supply of shoes. (Yes, I can hear my old preacher exclaim that Jesus gives you an infinite supply of new shoes if you'd only BUH-LEEEEVE!)

Migisi thinks that I would answer Laurie with a lazy "all of the above" so, being a contrarian, I didn't. :-)

Boanerges, the only True Christian I've run into at this site (that is, the only one willing to do the LORD GOD's will if need be and murder the appropriate number and type of children when the LORD GOD demands it) thinks I am lost and blind. He still likes me and I still like him because we understand each other.

-- posted by HeadZenCards