Protestantism

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Religion and Kids

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1.   May 12, 2007 4:02 PM

» HeadZenCards - Religion good for kids? (redback)

In response to Religion good for kids? (redback) posted by HeadZenCards:


Come round here kiddies! It's time to hear the words of Jesus.

You know, kids, I like you a lot, but liking Jesus is much more important to me than you are. That's why you don't get everything you need. Listen to what Jesus says:

Matt. 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

10:37 He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

"But Daddy, I love you MORE than Jesus!"

It's OK, little Laurie, I love Jesus so much more than you that my love for him makes up for it. But if you want to get to heaven, you'd better change your mind before you start having your period.

-- posted by HeadZenCards


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