Protestantism

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Religion and Kids

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1.   May 11, 2007 7:44 PM

» HeadZenCards - Religion good for kids? (redback)

In response to Religion good for kids? (redback) posted by HeadZenCards:


Gen. 38:7 And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him.

What a surprise, kids!

38:8 And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and RAISE UP SEED to thy brother.

"Daddy, what does 'raise up seed' mean?" Never mind, we've got another GOOD part coming up.

38:9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he WENT IN UNTO HIS BROTHER'S WIFE, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

38:10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

See kids? Everything works out. The LORD GOD kills everybody who spills seed on the ground (and almost everyone else!)

-- posted by HeadZenCards


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